And despite having a new man in her life Swinton insists that she is still in a relationship with John Byrne, who is the father of her 10-year-old twins. She tells the Los Angeles Times: “We are the best of pals and adore being parents and are devoted to that project. We ostensibly live in the same house but I travel the world with another delightful painter. The arrangement is just so sane.”

Ok, any time you have to describe your living arrangement as “just so sane”? … It’s not. And, while we’re on the subject, I defy anyone not to hate this woman. Her name is Tilda. Hate. Ugly orange/red hair. Hate. Stupid English face with pursed lips. Hate.