Category Archives: SUCKS

Movies 9/23/08 – Awake; Redbelt; War, Inc.

Normally I’d just post this type of thing on the forums’ movie thread, but I figured I’ve got a blog I might as well use it.

Awake has a premise that seems interesting but they just use it as a backdrop for a mediocre thriller.  The premise is that a small percentage of people are [...]

Dude you ate my head ha ha

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This would be awful anyway, but I’m also sad to see Michael from The Wire in a new version of 90210.  On the other hand his acting here is pretty awful.  Maybe he’s lucky [...]

Denis Dyack

As much as it is possible to hate a man I will never meet and that has not killed a close friend or family member, that is how much I hate Denis Dyack.  And that was before I saw this
interview with him on OXM (via
Destructoid).  This is the part where he’s explaining why [...]

Corner Gas, Worst TV Show of All Time?

So I’m watching the Red Wings game last night and during a commercial break I flip around the channels and for whatever reason I stop on WGN and see this show called Corner Gas.  It’s… bad.  But I can’t tell if it’s really horrible or just.. not very good.  It feels… Canadian (and checking Wikipedia [...]

There is no God


Redundancy

When I started this blog, I imagined that I would post more often than I currently am.  A lack of topics is part of the problem but mostly it’s wanting to avoid the feeling of repeating myself.  Most of the things I am interested in enough that I would write a blog post about them, [...]

april 1st lolololo1!!!

whoooa i’m craaaaaaazy i made a joke today because it’s april first i hope i didnt fool you too bad!!!

No but really April Fools sucks.  I will admit that a very small percent of the jokes are funny and well done, but most of them (even ironic ones like mine) are awful.  And even the [...]

Creepy Robot Dog that one day will hunt down and kill you and your family

The creepiest part to me is when it recovers from slipping on the ice.  I DON’T WANT ROBOT DOGS TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT!

Deaf People

I saw
this article about a deaf couple that want their children to be deaf.  I’m not going to
blow this out of proportion and say they’re killing all the hearing babies that pop out of her twat, but they are saying they would prefer a deaf child.  I get that they’re trying to make [...]

Factor 5

It annoys me when people show a complete lack of understanding.  Factor 5 president Julian Eggebrecht (even his name is annoying) shows it every time he does an interview.  His most recent being with IGN, who gave his game Lair a 50% score.  Let’s dissect
this idiotic justification of a mediocre-at-best game.
Well, obviously we’ve got [...]