Category Archives: SUCKS

Browser-Based Games

There’s a new trend in PC gaming: browser-based games.  And I’m not talking about Flash or Java games.  I’m talking about games like Quake Live and Battlefield Heroes.  If you’re not aware, these are full 3D free-to-play games (currently in closed beta) that are supported by advertising and microtransactions.
The root of the problem is that [...]

RealTouch: For When The Fleshlight Just Isn’t Cutting It

I’m sure any man who spends a significant amount of time masturbating has at least entertained the idea of masturbation-enhancing toys.  Women have hundreds of different types of vibrators and dildos, why should we be stuck with our stupid hands!   The fleshlight, a fleshy vaguely-flashlight-shaped orifice you can stick your dick in, came out a [...]

DRM Q&A

I’m not a fan of
DRM, I think it’s mostly ineffective and can potentially annoy legitimate customers more than anyone else.  It might help sales a little to not have your game all over every torrent site on the day of release or before, but beyond that I don’t think there’s much you can do.  [...]

Movies 9/23/08 – Awake; Redbelt; War, Inc.

Normally I’d just post this type of thing on the forums’ movie thread, but I figured I’ve got a blog I might as well use it.

Awake has a premise that seems interesting but they just use it as a backdrop for a mediocre thriller.  The premise is that a small percentage of people are [...]

Dude you ate my head ha ha

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This would be awful anyway, but I’m also sad to see Michael from The Wire in a new version of 90210.  On the other hand his acting here is pretty awful.  Maybe he’s lucky to have any part he can get.

Denis Dyack

As much as it is possible to hate a man I will never meet and that has not killed a close friend or family member, that is how much I hate Denis Dyack.  And that was before I saw this
interview with him on OXM (via
Destructoid).  This is the part where he’s explaining why [...]

Corner Gas, Worst TV Show of All Time?

So I’m watching the Red Wings game last night and during a commercial break I flip around the channels and for whatever reason I stop on WGN and see this show called Corner Gas.  It’s… bad.  But I can’t tell if it’s really horrible or just.. not very good.  It feels… Canadian (and checking Wikipedia [...]

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